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IN A LAND OF MYTH AND A TIME OF MAGIC
MERLIN & ARTHUR
SLYTHERCLAW

February 25, 2014 2:45 pm

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

anna-mator:

demigodofmypants:

senzaspazi:

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 
  • WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
  • collection of politely worded love letters.

 #So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

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(via theparanoid-one)

2:39 pm

simonjadis:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

HIM

(Source: racingbarakarts, via theparanoid-one)

2:37 pm

When you’re looking for fanfics and

siren-stuff:

"Warnings: Major character death—"

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"Half of your OTP x OC—"

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"Unfinished. Last time updated: 358451 years a—"

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"Starts with your OTP—

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—but eventually NOTP”

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(via theparanoid-one)

2:33 pm
2460ugh:

drarryjohnlockdestinyaremyships:

mightyfall:

daughterofthefandom:

rue-of-equality:

soulhates:

moriarty-the-psychopath:

OH MY GOD

It’s not creative enough.

But it IS creative.

green is NOt a creative colour

is that John Green

GUYS IT EVEN SAYS THE JOHN GREEN COLLECTION OH DEAR GOD

Is this real life

2460ugh:

drarryjohnlockdestinyaremyships:

mightyfall:

daughterofthefandom:

rue-of-equality:

soulhates:

moriarty-the-psychopath:

OH MY GOD

It’s not creative enough.

But it IS creative.

green is NOt a creative colour

is that John Green

GUYS IT EVEN SAYS THE JOHN GREEN COLLECTION OH DEAR GOD

Is this real life

(Source: ruinsofgallifrey, via theparanoid-one)

February 2, 2014 5:06 pm
teamshercock:

abseunt:

gallifrey-feels:

queeniequeerie:

inamillionways:

Me and my baby girl Angeline, my beautiful fellow osteosarcoma survivor trying to imitate the fault in our stars movie cover. I met her while we were going through chemo last fall. She’ll always be my hazel grace

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES.
THIS IS THE REAL LIFE HAZEL AND AUGUSTUS
WITH A HAPPY FUCKING ENDING

make john green find the thing

omg omg o mg

aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE AND HE SHIRT MAKES ME sO HAPPYYyy

teamshercock:

abseunt:

gallifrey-feels:

queeniequeerie:

inamillionways:

Me and my baby girl Angeline, my beautiful fellow osteosarcoma survivor trying to imitate the fault in our stars movie cover. I met her while we were going through chemo last fall. She’ll always be my hazel grace

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES.

THIS IS THE REAL LIFE HAZEL AND AUGUSTUS

WITH A HAPPY FUCKING ENDING

make john green find the thing

omg omg o mg

aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE AND HE SHIRT MAKES ME sO HAPPYYyy

(via thehugglepuff)

January 6, 2014 1:30 am

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

DAMMIT TUMBLR

WHY

WHY WAS I ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THIS

THIS ISN’T WHAT I WANT TO REMEMBER ABOUT MY TEEN YEARS

(Source: thebloggerbloggerfun, via thehugglepuff)

1:28 am 1:28 am

zkhan16:

He seriously has ruin my life.

(via nocasdatsgay)

1:26 am

floptart:

onlinegf:

floptart:

sometimes you just gotta suck a dick

aren’t you straight..?

*sucks dick nervously*

(via thehugglepuff)

1:26 am

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

(Source: eternalseptember, via coke-a-cola)

1:24 am

petaloid:

I quite like that condensation one. 

(Source: makemelaughblog, via thehugglepuff)

1:20 am

startingwiththeridingcrop:

When you take ur bra off after a long day

(via thehugglepuff)

December 30, 2013 10:12 pm

therealhamster:

laughs for 10 minutes

stops

catches breath

thinks about what made me laugh

laughs for 10 more minutes

(via omnomkimchii)